In an email today:

DID YOU KNOW,….. THERE ARE CURRENTLY OVER 2 MILLION U.N. TROOPS (UNITED NATIONS; WHOSE GOAL IS TO CREATE A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT) STATIONED IN THE U.S. AND THEY HAVE FULLY STOCKED ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT STORAGE FACILITIES WITH WEAPONS AND SUPPLIES. … A COMPUTER CHIP MANUFACTURER, HAS MASS PRODUCED MILLIONS AND ACTUALLY IMPLANTED A FEW PERSONAL RECOGNITION/TRACKING CHIPS (A.K.A THE MARK OF THE BEAST) INTO LUKIMIA AND OTHER MEDICAL PATIENTS TO TRACK THEIR WAREABOUTS. THEY CAN STORE ALL YOUR PERSONNAL INFORMATION ON THIS CHIP, USE IT AS A CREDIT CARD , AND MONITOR WHAT YOU BUY OR SELL. NOT TO MENTION THAT THE CHIP (WHICH THEY WOULD PLACE IN YOUR HAND, OR FOREHEAD, IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE) CAN BE TRACKED TO OVER 200 FEET UNDER THE EARTH’S SURFACE.

Looks like crazy christian conspiracy-theorists have some sense of humour anyway. This person could really need a good spell-checker though. And why is it that these conspiracies always originate in the US? Well, I thought this was one of the more insanely funny ones I’d read lately.

Read the rest of this madness.