Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, blockchain—these things are huge, right? Still unsure if you should invest your time or money? Don’t know the difference between a Satoshi and a gigahash? Well, stock photography is here to help give us a sense of the inner workings, background, and the dos and don’ts of the bitcoin ecosystem.
STAR WARS EP 4: Laser Moon Awakens – probably the funniest SW dub since the Vader Sessions.
Every story has a beginning…..That may or may not start somewhere in the middle of a six or maybe nine part franchise…. With a revolving door policy on extended continuity. This is that story…. Maybe!
cat (n.): A ferocious, psychopathic predator that pervades every habitable environment on Earth. The species has so far escaped serious scrutiny due to—Oh my god, who has a fuzzy widdle belly? You do! You do!
Source: The New Devil’s Dictionary
From the NetBSD chmod man page:
There’s no perm option for the naughty bits.
Yes I know, I really should get a life 🙂
the download numbers of the new Opera 8 Web browser reach 1 million within the first four days of the launch, he will swim from Norway to the USA with only one stop-over for a cup of hot chocolate at his mother’s house in his home country, Iceland.
Today it was revealed that the one million downloads goal was indeed reached, so at the moment I guess Mr. Tetzchner is preparing for the cold swim across the atlantic. Keep abreast of the latest news at Opera’s 1 Million Download Challenge page. Will he actually take the (literal) plunge?
Daring Fireball has a Translation From PR-Speak to English of selected portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ regarding their acquisition of Macromedia, and I think it does a good job of translating corporate mumbo-jumbo to more understandable terms. Quite funny but probably also true in a sad way…
You think the current version of Acrobat Reader takes too long to launch, runs too slowly, and uses too much memory? You ain’t seen nothing yet.
- Google introduces the Google Gulp, in four great flavours:
… through our patented real-time DNA-scanning process, Auto-Drink™, Google Gulp is actually able to “take a picture” of your genetic profile, reconfigure its molecular composition on the fly, and subtly alter your brain’s intricate mosaic of axonial patterns in order to facilitate even faster cognitive processing.
- RFC 4041 – Requirements for Morality Sections in Routing Area Drafts:
Young people are particularly at risk from the rising depravity in society and much of the blame can be squarely placed at the door of the Internet. If you do not feel safe on the streets at night, what do you think it is like on the Information Superhighway?
- Apple hires DVD-Jon:
If you can’t beat them hire them – This seems to be Apple’s new motto. The reason being, it has hired DVD Jon. The very same Jon, who’s broken into iTunes thrice giving them sleepless nights.
That’s right, it’s that time of the year again…
Bunny Suicides – Cartoons of cute little bunny rabbits committing suicide in the most imaginative ways. Very funny – if you like your humor a bit on the dark and morbid side.
The cartoons are actually scans from The Book of Bunny Suicides by Andy Riley, so I’m not sure of the legality of putting them online though…
Announcing the Apple iProduct:
Funny and also very true…
Do you like Apple products? Do you live for every product announcement, every incremental upgrade, every rumor and fake screenshot? Do you wank and blare and drone and fucking gurgle about Apple products morning, noon, and night? Then get ready for iProduct. You’ll be blown away. No matter what it is.