PR Speak

Daring Fireball has a Translation From PR-Speak to English of selected portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ regarding their acquisition of Macromedia, and I think it does a good job of translating corporate mumbo-jumbo to more understandable terms. Quite funny but probably also true in a sad way…

You think the current version of Acrobat Reader takes too long to launch, runs too slowly, and uses too much memory? You ain’t seen nothing yet.