- Google introduces the Google Gulp, in four great flavours:
… through our patented real-time DNA-scanning process, Auto-Drink™, Google Gulp is actually able to “take a picture” of your genetic profile, reconfigure its molecular composition on the fly, and subtly alter your brain’s intricate mosaic of axonial patterns in order to facilitate even faster cognitive processing.
- RFC 4041 – Requirements for Morality Sections in Routing Area Drafts:
Young people are particularly at risk from the rising depravity in society and much of the blame can be squarely placed at the door of the Internet. If you do not feel safe on the streets at night, what do you think it is like on the Information Superhighway?
- Apple hires DVD-Jon:
If you can’t beat them hire them – This seems to be Apple’s new motto. The reason being, it has hired DVD Jon. The very same Jon, who’s broken into iTunes thrice giving them sleepless nights.
That’s right, it’s that time of the year again…