Announcing the Apple iProduct:

Do you like Apple products? Do you live for every product announcement, every incremental upgrade, every rumor and fake screenshot? Do you wank and blare and drone and fucking gurgle about Apple products morning, noon, and night? Then get ready for iProduct. You’ll be blown away. No matter what it is.

[Announcing the Apple iProduct]

Apple iProduct. You’ll buy it. And you’ll like it.

Funny and also very true…